terça-feira, 28 de maio de 2013

Rippln-A new way to earn money

Yeah!Earn money just playing The game. Watch the Video,it say by itself

Click here to watch! OR Click on the image below:

sexta-feira, 17 de maio de 2013

Like a Boss(ft.Seth Rogen)

The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.Perfomming Like a Boss,a funny video.
Watch and enjoy!
Lyrics:

Like a Boss

Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version - Song Lyrics

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss.
Ok, so take us through the day in the life of… the boss.
Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)
Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, fuck me, I can’t fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude’s dick (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I’m dead (Like a boss)
…Uh-huh, so that’s an average day for you, then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah!
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Ok, well this has been eye opening for me.
I’m the boss.
Yeah, I know, I got that, you said that 400 times.
I’m the boss.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I’m the boss.
Okay, great, I heard you. Bye!
Like a boss!

quinta-feira, 16 de maio de 2013

"Muscle Music" - Featuring Terry Crews (HD)

In This Video Terry Crews,famous by commercials,lol,play drums with muscles!

Its a Funny Video,Look At The big Head (Left),its sooo Funny.

Terry Alan Crews (born July 30, 1968) is an American actor and former NFL player. He is perhaps best known for playing Julius on the UPN/CWsitcom Everybody Hates Chris and for his appearances in Old Spice commercials,^[1] as well as for roles in films like Friday After Next, White Chicks,Idiocracy, Gamer, and The Expendables. He stars as Nick Kingston-Persons in the TBS sitcom Are We There Yet? and as himself in the BET reality series The Family Crews.

Crews was born in Flint, Michigan,^[2] the son of Terry Crews, Sr. and Patricia Crews. Crews grew up in a rather strict Christian household where which the rearing of the children was mainly held down by his mother. He attended The Flint Academy.^[3] He earned an Art Excellence Scholarship to attend the Interlochen Center for the Arts and then Western Michigan University.^[4] While completing his studies as an Art major, Crews was a key member of the WMU football team, where he earned all-conference honors as a defensive end. Crews was drafted by the Los Angeles Rams of the NFL in the 11th round of the 1991 NFL Draft.^[5] He carved out a career spanning seven^[6] years, including stints with the Rams, San Diego Chargers, theWashington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles.Early life

Stuart Hazell pleads GUILTY to the murder of Tia Sharp

Guilty ... Stuart Hazell admitted murdering Tia Sharp

Dan Jones

THE man on trial for the murder of schoolgirl Tia Sharp dramatically changed his plea to GUILTY today.

The Old Bailey heard Stuart Hazell has abandoned his claim the 12-year-old died in an accident.
There were gasps and cries from Tia's family in the public gallery as his change of plea was revealed to the court.
Hazell's defence barrister asked for the charge to be put to him again on the fifth day of his trail.
The window cleaner bowed his head in the dock and paused before quietly croaking: "Guilty".
The jury was then asked to formally find him guilty.
Twisted Hazell, 37, now faces life in jail for sexually assaulting and murdering innocent Tia — his girlfriend's granddaughter — and hiding her body in the loft.

Victim ... Tia Sharp

It followed four days of harrowing evidence, during which Tia's mum Natalie repeatedly fled in tears when the detail became too much to bear.
The court heard how Hazell developed a secret lust for the youngster, who often stayed at the home Hazell shared with Tia's gran Christine Bicknell.
The jury were shown a grotesque photo Hazell took of Tia's naked corpse after posing her on all fours on her bloodstained bed.
He had also covertly videoed her sleeping in the weeks before he murdered her.
The footage was found on memory cards along with a hoard of obscene internet images of young girls — who resembled Tia — performing sex acts.

Hazell's defence was to claim Tia broke her neck falling down the stairs while playing at Christine's home in New Addington, near Croydon, South London.
But a pathologist said there was no sign of a broken neck and she was probably smothered.
Forensic evidence also revealed his semen on her bed and clothing and her blood on his belt.
Her blood was also on a sex toy and a jacket he stashed in the loft along with her body in the early hours of August 3 last year.
Today Hazell's QC, Lord Carlisle, said his client wanted to make it known that “Tia’s family have suffered enough and he did not want to put them through any further stages of this trial or this process”.
Tia's natural father Steve Carter broke down weeping as Hazell changed his plea.
Mr Justice Nicol is due to sentence Hazell later today.
Lying Hazell played the part of doting step-grandad after reporting Tia missing on August 3.
He claimed she had gone shopping, and joined friends and neighbours on a huge search of the area.
Dozens of police were also involved in the week-long hunt for missing child.
Hazell even appealed for her to come home in TV interview — all the while knowing he had wrapped her body in a sheet and bin bags and hidden the parcel in the loft.
Cops believe the monster planned to move the corpse later but was foiled when the house was besieged by press and TV news crews.
Tia's body was finally found on August 10 after two police searches failed to find her.

SEE HOW ARE AFRICAN LIP DISCS

Africa is a place with very different customs than we used here in our country. One of these customs come from tribes such as the Mursi, the Chai and Tirma that is norm that women wear large lip discs made of wood or ceramic. This album became one of the most striking features of the Mursi tribe and became an attraction for tourists who venture there. When the girl reaches 15 or 16, his lower lip is cut by the mother or some other woman of the village, which kind of puts a cap of wood until the wound improves. From there, the girl will decide how far it wants to have flared lip, by inserting progressively larger and larger disks. The reason that leads these women to do this is not right, but it is speculated that the disk size is related to the wealth of the bride. Another idea that might explain this body modification is to deliberately deface women to make them less attractive to slave traders. In the pictures below, some examples of this strange culture.